You Know You Shouldn't Move When...
1. You have to spend $200 on snacks for the road trip.
2. You have to pack an emergency kit to make the drive.
3. The nearest creek is called Stinking Water Creek.
4. You have to pack your fridge.
5. All the Uhauls you see are going the opposite way.
6. It's 70 degrees where you're from and they tell you it is in the 40's where you're going.
7. You're children can watch at least 10 movies on the trip.
8. You have to bring along a pottie.
9. You could die on the road and no one would find you for days.
10. You come to a "town" and if you blink you will miss it as it is a town of 41 (Matthew blinked).